Clavally's request
Nov. 16th, 2008 09:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
koori_nekoTitle: Babysitter
Author: kurenai_neko
Rating: PG
Pairing: Dawn/McKay
Disclaimer: (insert standard denial of infringement and intended harm)
Notes: For clavally. SGA/BtVS cross over. It's been a while since I saw BtVS, so Dawn might be OOC. Please leave comments. I love comments.
Summary: "To say that Dr Rodney McKay was unhappy with the arrangement would be an understatement of epic propotions."
”Don't touch that!”
”Why not?”
”Because if you break it, the state of Nevada might just turn into a larger version of the Grand Canyon.”
”Oh ok.”
To say that Dr Rodney McKay was unhappy with the arrangement would be an understatement of epic propotions. He wasn't quite sure how he had ended up baby – no, menacing troll – sitting the extremely annoying teenager, but there wasn't much to do about it right now. The girl had showed up outside Rodney's house/lab out of the blue and when Rodney and questioned Sheppard about what he should do, he had been told to look after her until she could be sent home. Nope, he wasn't happy at all.
”You're boring, Rodney. There's nothing to do here.”
”It's Dr McKay, and there are many things to do here, if you're smart enough to see them. Which obviously you aren't.”
”Can I use your laptop?”
”No, you most certainly can not.”
She had ran away after another spat with her sister and somehow fallen asleep on the bus. The grumpier-than-most busdriver had thrown her off in a small town, if you even could call it that, and she had walked for hours before she had found the small house. Little did she know she would also find an ogre in the woods.
”You remind me of an ogre. Well, without the scales and the long, rottening teeth and the mukos.”
”I am sure an ogre is much friendlier than Wraith, to some extent. Now go away.”
”What's a wraith? Is it like a poltergeist?”
”There is no such thing as poltergeists.”
”Is too. I've seen them.”
”Fine. The laws of physics don't really support the idea of poltergeists, but if you say so.” Rodney hope against hope that his comment would make her shut up.
”You're boring.” Dawn ignored the sarcastic comment and made another path around the room. She should probably call her sister and tell her where she had ended up, but then again, her sister could use some worrying about her instead of everyone-but-her. Dawn's gaze traced the cracks in the concrete wall, when suddenly she came across a lever she hadn't seen on the other odd-twenty times she had walked around the room. The sign ”Main Power” next to it caught her attention and with a mischevious smile she pulled it.
------------
Three hours and fourteen failed attempts to regain power, or even light, later Rodney looked up from his cursing to see Sheppard in the door.
”What happened, Rodney?” The worry in the Colonel's voice made Rodney frown and spit out another curse.
”The girl!! That's what happened! She killed my lab!”
”Where is she?”
”I locked her up. She's in the bathroom.” Under his breath he added ”If I have a bathroom left.”
”Rodney! You need to be nicer to children.”
John laughed as he dodged a flying roll of duct tape aimed at his head, accompanied by some more colorful explicits, and went to let the girl out.
~Fin~
Author: kurenai_neko
Rating: PG
Pairing: Dawn/McKay
Disclaimer: (insert standard denial of infringement and intended harm)
Notes: For clavally. SGA/BtVS cross over. It's been a while since I saw BtVS, so Dawn might be OOC. Please leave comments. I love comments.
Summary: "To say that Dr Rodney McKay was unhappy with the arrangement would be an understatement of epic propotions."
”Don't touch that!”
”Why not?”
”Because if you break it, the state of Nevada might just turn into a larger version of the Grand Canyon.”
”Oh ok.”
To say that Dr Rodney McKay was unhappy with the arrangement would be an understatement of epic propotions. He wasn't quite sure how he had ended up baby – no, menacing troll – sitting the extremely annoying teenager, but there wasn't much to do about it right now. The girl had showed up outside Rodney's house/lab out of the blue and when Rodney and questioned Sheppard about what he should do, he had been told to look after her until she could be sent home. Nope, he wasn't happy at all.
”You're boring, Rodney. There's nothing to do here.”
”It's Dr McKay, and there are many things to do here, if you're smart enough to see them. Which obviously you aren't.”
”Can I use your laptop?”
”No, you most certainly can not.”
She had ran away after another spat with her sister and somehow fallen asleep on the bus. The grumpier-than-most busdriver had thrown her off in a small town, if you even could call it that, and she had walked for hours before she had found the small house. Little did she know she would also find an ogre in the woods.
”You remind me of an ogre. Well, without the scales and the long, rottening teeth and the mukos.”
”I am sure an ogre is much friendlier than Wraith, to some extent. Now go away.”
”What's a wraith? Is it like a poltergeist?”
”There is no such thing as poltergeists.”
”Is too. I've seen them.”
”Fine. The laws of physics don't really support the idea of poltergeists, but if you say so.” Rodney hope against hope that his comment would make her shut up.
”You're boring.” Dawn ignored the sarcastic comment and made another path around the room. She should probably call her sister and tell her where she had ended up, but then again, her sister could use some worrying about her instead of everyone-but-her. Dawn's gaze traced the cracks in the concrete wall, when suddenly she came across a lever she hadn't seen on the other odd-twenty times she had walked around the room. The sign ”Main Power” next to it caught her attention and with a mischevious smile she pulled it.
------------
Three hours and fourteen failed attempts to regain power, or even light, later Rodney looked up from his cursing to see Sheppard in the door.
”What happened, Rodney?” The worry in the Colonel's voice made Rodney frown and spit out another curse.
”The girl!! That's what happened! She killed my lab!”
”Where is she?”
”I locked her up. She's in the bathroom.” Under his breath he added ”If I have a bathroom left.”
”Rodney! You need to be nicer to children.”
John laughed as he dodged a flying roll of duct tape aimed at his head, accompanied by some more colorful explicits, and went to let the girl out.
~Fin~
